May 11, 2004

Signs the call center employee you're dealing with is overseas
5. "I'm sorry, Wing-Ma took the morning off for maternity leave. She'll be back after lunch."

4. "Boy, what a commute this morning. My bus plunged off a mountainside - again!"

3. "Hi, my name is Bob Deathtoamerica. How may I help you?"

2. "Would you like to add the extended service agreement for an additional 80 wildebeest furs?"

1. "I am sorry, but it is quite sunny here today, so I have no place to stick your overdraft notice."

- from Top5.com.


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