May 10, 2004

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Turn on the hoses!

George Bush is King Midas in reverse.

Everything he touches turns to feces.

That would be amusingly odd - and perhaps worth spending a few bucks to witness - if his rare "talent" were something that passing motorists could see advertised on successive little signs along the roadways of Crawford, Texas.

"Crapman, 5 Miles Ahead!"

"See the Amazing Dungheaps!"

"Shit! You're Almost There!"

- Dennis Rahkonen.

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