May 27, 2004

UN fury over Bush attempts to install Iraq PM
The Bush misadministration was accused yesterday of undermining the work of the UN envoy by leaking that their latest puppet was picked to be prime minister.

"There is no final list yet," said the spokesman for UN envoy in Baghdad. Plus, now that Mr Shahristani's name had been leaked "his life could be in danger."

Good one, dickheads.

Update: Hussein Shahristani, proving that he is a rocket scientist, has declined the position. "Thanks anyway, but I'd rather live," he tells reporters.

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