June 30, 2004

Blair seeks to distance himself from Bush
UK government to become more critical of the fascist punk as polls reveal Poodle suffering from association with the lying, smirking moron.

Bunnypants' lapdog Tony 'Piddles' Blair is to drop his policy of unflinching support of George Dumbass Bush's foreign policy of arrogance and alienation, deciding that the handover of power in Iraq has now released him from his diplomatic obligations of being a total buttwiping tool.

"Wait, wait, listen to this one: so he says to me,
'Ah went to Turkey, an' ya know what they eat there? Not turkey! Ah don't get it!'"

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