Despicable sexfiend Jack 'Me-off' Ryan abandons Senate bid in disgrace
Illinois Senate candidate Jack Ryan dropped out of the race Friday amid a furor over lurid sex club allegations that horrified fellow Republicans and caused his once-promising candidacy to implode in four short days.Oh, the media. Dickhole.
"The media has gotten out of control," he said.
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Rebooblican logic: Lying about blow jobs bad. Lying about trying to force your wife into kinky sex games at swinger clubs - perfectly acceptable.
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If it weren't for Ryan's perversion, Barack Obama would never have made it to the Senate. So YAY for Republican hypocrisy! YAY for getting caught defrauding the voters with the "pro-family, traditional values" pretense!
Wait... peculiar sexual needs seem to BE a traditional Republican value. Mark Foley. Larry Craig. Who else?
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