DVD watch
Monsturd: for the love of God and all that's holy, do not see this movie unless you're totally - ummmmm - shitfaced. No acting, horrible effects, and a real stinker of a plot: a mad scientist's creation - a hungry, ambulatory poop - melds with a dead psychotic murderer to wreak havoc on a small town of insipid jerks. Best lines: why don't you sit on my face till I look like a glazed donut? and has the shitman stopped farting, Clarisse? A classic.
Equilibrium: after WWIII, a future society keeps the peace by keeping a buzz on, and battling rebellious "sense criminals" who refuse to take the state-ordered downers. Eventually, hilarity ensues. Best parts: great fight scenes, Sean Bean with his shirt off.
June 22, 2004
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