WTF Is It Now?!?

Hey - he crumpled that 20! Let's kill him!
Senate Majority Leader/puling kitten kevorkian Bill Frist, who must have gotten beat up a lot in school, offered amendments on Monday to rename the Pentagon as well as the US Missile Defense Agency after Saint Ronnie of Reagan.

"I loved him the most! Look: I'm even wearing Ronnie underpants!" the whiny prat gurgled to a group of tearful rebooblicans.

Also in the works: a stamp, a commemorative coin or medal, naming a pending defense measure the "Ronald W. Reagan National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2005," legislation to have Reagan replace JFK on the 50-cent piece, Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill, and/or Alexander Hamilton on the $10 bill, photoshopping halos onto photos of Reagan, and replacing the words "the Lord God" with "Ronald Reagan the Most Holy" in the Bible.

"What's next - putting Ronald Reagan on Mount Rushmore?" scoffed a naive Democratic congressional aide.

Loser. I think he deserves his own mountain.