June 8, 2004

Number of morons increasing
End of civilization as we know it moves ever closer:

Ratings averages between 4:45pm and 12am ET on Saturday:
FOX: 1,277,000 knuckledragging troglodytes
MSNBC: 369,000
CNN: 837,000 viewers

Ratings averages for the 25-54 demographic in primetime on Saturday:
FOX: 562,000 pithed zombie-like cretins
MSNBC: 141,000
CNN: 290,000 viewers

We're doomed... doomed!


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