June 26, 2004

True American patriot
Theater owner in CA ditches Fahrenheit 9/11 film rating

The owner of the Grand Lake Theater in Oakland announced Friday that he is showing Fahrenheit 9/11 with a PG-13 rating, rather than the R rating that the Stalinist rethugs in the Motion Picture Association of America has recommended.

The manager of Lafayette's Park Theater said it will also show the film with the same PG-13 rating.

The recommended rating concerned [the manager] because if Congress reinstated a military draft, teens would be most affected, he said in a written statement.

"It is our duty as responsible citizens in the business community as well as in the political sphere to allow young people access to as much information, opinion, discourse and debate on these topics as possible," he stated.
- Story is taken from the fretard page. The actual site required registration, and after 4 of those this morning I was damned sick and tired of it.

The preznit finds out that not only have the
Twin Towers been decimated, but that his copy of
"My Pet Goat" is the porno-version's screenplay.

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