WTF Is It Now?!?

'Arrrrrrrrrrrggggghhh'
VP dragged from safety of bunker to address rally while Bunnypants plays golfcart-cowboy at faux ranch.

Flanked by howitzers and American flags, manly chickenhawk Dick Cheney on Tuesday said weakness only emboldened terrorists as he tried to counter Democratic criticism of how the WH let Osama go in order to take care of the neocons' wetdream and Bush's Freudian obsession with Saddam.

"pResident Bush is determined to remove threats before they arrive instead of simply awaiting for another attack on our country. So America acted to end the regime of Saddam Hussein," Cheney said, evidently still listening to the mischievious, cranky little voices inside his head. "Now fuck off. I need a steak."

So....  is Chimpy still the "peace president" or what?