July 6, 2004


Heh heh! Idiots.

Well, we're back after a computerless holiday weekend at the shore with a shitload of screaming kids and no liquor. Compared to that, work is almost relaxing except for the fact that I forgot my glasses and can't see a goddamn thing. Spelling will be touch-and-go today, btw.

Dewey defeats Truman!
In a move that shocked maybe eighteen people and walking asswipe Matt Drudge, John Kerry picked John Edwards as his running mate.

Actually, I was hoping for Wes Clark, but I'm ecstatic he didn't go with the scrotumly-challenged Dick 'Fluffy' Gephardt - who the NY comPost trumpetted as vp in an “exclusive” report! - or the unfortunately-named Tom "ha ha!" Vilsack.


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