WTF Is It Now?!?

Horrible fascimile of human being replaced by snorting, venomous hamster
In response to multiple inquiries, USA Today editor Brian Gallagher told [some ultra-rightwing rag, so no link] that conservative columnist/mama's boy Jonah Goldberg will replace [psychotic bitch m]Ann Coulter in providing commentary from the Democratic National Convention.

Coulter's first column was summarily rejected late Sunday night.

Pressed as to why Coulter's column was dropped like a writhing ball of maggots, Gallagher said that it was not an attempt to silence or "censor" the [crazy bitch], but was simply due to a "difference of opinion over editing - words, voice, that sort of thing." He also stated that severing the brand-new relationship between the paper and Coulter was a "mutual decision - in the end."

"Besides," he added, shuddering,  "she's a total wackjob."