July 31, 2004

Pussy and faux-democrat Alan Colmes locked out of convention
Gets ass kicked, and gets pooped on, by comic dog

Among the hundreds locked out of the way-too-packed FleetCenter last night were Fox News patsy Alan Colmes of Hannity and Colmes, much to the amusement of sock puppet "Triumph the Insult Comic Dog'' from Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

"This is Alan Colmes' worst nightmare!" needled Triumph, almost in Colmes' ear.

After numerous frantic cellphone calls to Fox honchos, Colmes, to wild cheers from the crowd, was allowed back inside.

"Thank God they just let the doormat back through the door,'' Triumph barked. "Get in there and get your butt kicked by Sean Hannity!''
LOL.


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