Quote of the morning
"Introspection is something he thinks happens when you take your car in for a checkup."
- Jim Hightower, on the Smirking Mindfleep.
W: "Laura, car won' start."
Pickles Stepford, trying to grope herself back into semi-coherency after her morning quaaludes: "Zzzzzthpt… Well, does it make a noise when you turn the key?"
W: "I need a key??!!"
"Dur!"
July 20, 2004
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