WH, G-pukes in panic over Dem ticket!
Warn of new US threat
Homeland Security head Tom 'come on, you guys' Ridge will "outline new intelligence" about possible attacks planned against US targets today, the White House announced.
Spokes-hamster Scott McClellan said Ridge will be dragged out to hold an 11 a.m. EDT news conference on the "status of the threat."
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July 8, 2004
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