July 16, 2004

White House scolds Philippines over Iraq withdrawal
Says the move sent "the wrong signal" to terrorists.

Filipinos reply: thanks for nothing, go #uck yourselves, and mind your own business, anyway.

Irrelevant Secretary of State Colin Powell said giving in to kidnappers only encourages them, and praised South Korea and Bulgaria for "not blinking and not faltering even though they are being tested mightily by kidnappings and by beheadings."

I'm sure our citizens working in Iraq feel the same way.

Despite the withdrawal, WH spokes-liar Scott McClellan said that part of Bunnypants' "plan for success in Iraq was broadening international support. And we are making great progress in that respect." Okie-dokie.


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