WTF Is It Now?!?

WWJD?
Separation of church, state, free will, common decency...

Don't go to Hell - vote Bush! The sleazoid fuckwits of the Bush-Cheney "re"election campaign have sent a 'detailed plan of action' to religious volunteers across the country asking them to turn over church directories, distribute GOP propaganda in their houses of worship, and persuade their churches to hold voter registration drives.

The instruction sheet circulated by the Bush-Cheney campaign to religious volunteers lists 22 "duties" to be performed by specific dates.
By July 31, for example, volunteers are to "send your Church Directory to your state Bush-Cheney '04 headquarters or give it to a Bush-Cheney Field Rep" and "talk to your Pastor about holding a Citizenship Sunday and voter registration drive."

By Aug. 15, they are to "talk to your Church's seniors or 20-30-something group about Bush/Cheney '04" and "recruit 5 more people in your church to volunteer for the Bush Cheney campaign."

By Sept. 17, they are to host at least two campaign-related potluck dinners with church members, and in October they are to "finish calling all Pro-Bush members of your church," "finish distributing Voter Guides in your church" and place notices on church bulletin boards or in Sunday programs "about all Christian citizens needing to vote."

Jebus. It sounds like preparations for a fucking Hitler Youth Rally. I can picture the goosestepping brownshirts now. What's next, turning in your parents if they don't comply? Squeal to the priest so he withholds communion? Good Lord.