Bunnypants the Yellowbellied
It's old news that while John Kerry has welcomed everyone at his campaign stops, the Boy King's handlers laborously handpick every one of the brainwashed mouthbreathers you see in all the Widdle Fuckwit's campaign stops and photo-ops, even forcing them to sign "loyalty oaths."
Heaven forbid the senseless twit ever has to face a heckler or even somebody asking him a tougher question than why isn't Laura here today? He even has something called "Ask pResident Bush" sessions, where supporters who must have undergone thorough questioning into their political family trees suck up to the vacuous ninny and leave pucker marks all over his shiny yellow ass.
Well, in one such make-out session on Friday the stumbling mumblefuck couldn't even answer a question posed by a little kid about the firing of a school librarian:
"I can't answer your question why. But Laura was a librarian, so maybe the superintendent ought to talk to the librarian, Laura. But, no, I don't know."But Saddam wuz a threat so ah took him out, you damn li'l commie.
"Karl, you promised me no hard questions!"
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