August 4, 2004


"Hey... Karl said ah could see muh house from here..."

Headache.
My evil company, a cross between Initech and Virtucon, is sending me to a seminar/training course thingie out near San Francisco. I'll be leaving Friday and will be gone for a week. Bah.

Illinois GOP releases short list of potential US Senate nominees who'll lose to Barack Obama
"As unbelievable as it is, there is not a front-runner," said state senator/obvious loon Kirk 'dullard' Dillard. Yeah, ummmmmm, that is a surprise. Bwaaahahaha!

The list of hopefuls includes former presidential candidate Alan Keyes, who doesn't even live in Illinois.
My sides hurt.

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