WTF Is It Now?!?

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Bush will stay in office, the question is how will Karl pull it off?

A. Dirty Bomb Blasts Capital
B. Israelis Bomb Iranian Nukes
C. Osama Killed In Mountain Redoubt
D. 7-Carrier Maneuvers Off Taiwan Spark War
E. Small Nuke Detonated On West Coast

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Maru, hang in there...you're still the best!

Mark in San Diego

Thanks, Mark. It's amazing that it's come to this: that even reasonable people can easily imagine their own government do something heinous to stay in power. But oh yeah. My pet theories are either they "find" Osama, or there's a "terrist attack" on that huge mall in the Midwest or wherever.