WTF Is It Now?!?

Those meanies. I'll show them...
Bunnypants has refused to condemn the rethug swift boat liars' attack ads against John Kerry, even though he himself is upset by ads from groups such as Moveon.org.

"They've said some bad things about me. I guess they're saying bad things about him. And what I think we ought to do is not have them on the air," Bush pouted in a recent interview with walking cadaver-with-a-boner Larry King. "Poopyheads."

Also in the interview, the bungling, cowardly liar tried to defend his deer-in-the-headlights, just-got-pithed 'lengthy pause in a Florida classroom when he was first told of the Sept. 11 attacks.'

"Well, I had just been told by Andrew Card that America was under attack. And I was collecting my thoughts. I think what's important is how I reacted when I realized America was under attack. It didn't take me long to figure out we were at war," the bungling feeb lied.

Yes, after you crapped your pants, you bunker-hopped across the country like a frightened rabbit, then blamed Iraq. Shitforbrains.

"Besides, that goat story was neat!"