September 21, 2004

Douchebag of the House: Al Qaeda will attack to help Kerry
House Speaker finishes trading the respect and dignity of his office for further fisting sessions with his party superiors.

The evidently insane Dennis "yes, Mr DeLay" Hastert said Saturday that he believes Al Qaeda will use terrorism to try to influence the election, to sway opinion toward John Kerry over Bush.

"I don't have data or intelligence to tell me one thing or another, [but] I would think they would be more apt to go [for] somebody who would file a lawsuit with the World Court or something rather than respond with troops," said Hastert, reading directly from the WH talking points.

Asked directly by reporters whether he believed Al Qaeda could operate better with Kerry in the White House, Hastert replied, "That's my opinion, yes."

Start greasin' it up, Denny!



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