WTF Is It Now?!?

Heh
"The candidates are arguing over the exact format these debates will take. Kerry wants to stand behind a podium. Bush wants to stand behind Dick Cheney." - Jay Leno.

"pResident Bush addressed a national meeting of the National Guard in Las Vegas this week. Bush told the crowd he's proud of his National Guard service. He said, 'It was the best weekend of my life.'" - Leno again.

"The president finally explained why he sat in that classroom on 9/11 for 7 minutes after he was told the country was under attack. He said he was 'collecting his thoughts.' What a time to start a new hobby.'" - Bill Maher.