WTF Is It Now?!?

Huge mushroom-shaped explosion in NKorea yesterday was not nuclear
But if it was, it was Clinton's penis's fault. Oh, and vote rebooblican: they'll keep us safer.

In an angry telephone interview with the NY Times, John Kerry accused the Bush misadministration of letting "a nuclear nightmare" develop by refusing to deal with North Korea.

"They have taken their eye off the real ball," Mr. Kerry said.

"The mere fact that we are even contemplating a nuclear weapons test by North Korea highlights a massive national security failure by pResident Bush. During his administration, North Korea has advanced its nuclear program and a potential route to a nuclear 9/11 is clearly visible. North Korea's nuclear program is well ahead of what Saddam Hussein was even suspected of doing - yet the president took his eye off the ball, wrongly ignoring this growing danger. What is unfolding in North Korea is exactly the kind of disaster that it is an American president's solemn duty to prevent."

"Senator Kerry wants to return to the failed policies of the previous administration," replied WH propaganda chief/asshat Scott McClellan.

Yes, heaven forbid we should go back to that national nightmare of eight years of peace and prosperity...



FWIW, North Korea has reported that the huge mushroom cloud was actually a "deliberate detonation of a mountain" as "part of a hydroelectric project... yeah...."