September 16, 2004

In other news...

  • Grapeland, Texas, football player turned into raisin.
  • Dumbya's former Harvard Business School professor remembers George W not just as a terrible student but as spoiled, loutish and a pathological liar.
  • Kofi Annan says the Iraq war was illegal, the Duh Institute reports.
  • Senate rebooblicans denounce Bush policy in Iraq as "pitiful and embarrassing."
  • Secret CIA report on Iraq's future: "They're fucked."
  • Iraq is likely headed for civil war.
  • George Soros blasts Denny 'yes, Mr DeLay' Hastert over drug slander, asks the House to probe him. Painfully, forcefully, and righteously.
  • The 'Boondocks' will be coming to the Cartoon Network next fall.
  • 403,000 US high-tech IT jobs have been lost since mid-2001.
  • California reboob/douchenozzle Dana Rohrabacher introduces a constitutional amendment that'll make Ahnuld eligible to be President. Cool - I'd love to see him run against Madeline Albright.

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