WTF Is It Now?!?

Karl! Where's muh cowboy boots?! He's taller'n me!
Li'l chimpbot scared of John Kerry's stature

One debate official said jokingly that the Bush campaign was so insistent about keeping the candidates in their designated spaces that organizers were "thinking of using flares or building a campfire" to satisfy the GOP handlers. Instead, the organizers will settle for strips of tape that are likely to be visible to television viewers, officials said.

Fun fact: Bunnypants' nannies insisted that the podiums be no closer than ten feet apart so that Poppy's Widdle Cokehead didn't come off as a midget compared to John Kerry.
{Snort...}