WTF Is It Now?!?

Kerry campaign blasts GOP on CBS bs
John Kerry's campaign fired back hard at the White House yesterday, saying Tipsy McStaggers was using the CBS documents scandal as a "gutless political attack" and smokescreen to duck questions about his alleged National Guard service.

"You have to question the motives of the people who are asking these questions," senior Kerry campaign adviser Joe Lockhart said. "The White House is raising questions about this because they don't want to answer questions [about the privileged dunce's non-attendance of duty]."

Democratic National Committee Chairman Terry McAuliffe blasted Bush for shirking his Guard duty, saying the [Smirking Cokehead] did not deserve his honorable discharge.

"The president says he received an honorable discharge, but that honorable discharge seems less honorable every day," McAuliffe said.

Whoa! Woo-hoo!


"I stayed home and got high while others died!"