WTF Is It Now?!?

Speech? What speech?
The genuflecting multitudes - where are they?! My God, is that Bill Xlintoon on the news?? Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

LOL - the conservative pundits are whining about how like, stuff is getting more airplay than the simpering boob's major-suckage acceptance speech. I can almost hear the rabid little squealings from here.

Here's one now:

Conservatives are not in the habit of sitting down to the morning TV news shows to get a boost, and they certainly wouldn't have felt a boost this morning. pResident Bush's speech was a second, maybe third or fourth, thought today. It might be understandable: A major hurricane is pressing on Florida, and a dramatic school-hostage crisis in Russia may be ending in gunfire. But even after all that, the networks were more enthusiastic doing an autopsy on the Kobe Bryant case than discussing the Bush speech.

- Some pathetic touchhole at the NatReview. Boohoo. What's next, accusing Clinton of getting a heart attack on purpose? Dude, get over it: your boy sucked. Big time.