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Teresa kicks heckler's ass as crowd cheers

PUEBLO, Colo. - Teresa Heinz Kerry delivered for her supporters when she talked back to a heckler who implied her husband's a flip-flopper.

During a question and answer session, a young man demanded to know why Kerry voted to give Bush authority to attack Iraq but voted against an $87 billion appropriation bill to support the war effort there.

"Is that the kind of thing he would do as president?" the man asked.

Heinz Kerry sharply asked the man whether he had read the legislation that was voted on.

When he said no, she told him that Kerry had supported $60 billion in military appropriations for Iraq, but would not vote for the full $87 billion because he considered it a "blank check."

"And we knew they'd already given Haliburton millions in no-bid contracts," she added, referring to the company "formerly" led by Dick 'Chicanery' Cheney. "That answer your question, a-hole? Now STFU."


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"When he said, `we've made the world a safer place,' I just had this primal need to say `no!' at the top of my voice," 54-year-old Perry S. Patterson said.

For that, even though she had a ticket for the event, she was cited for second-degree criminal trespass and escorted out by armed stooges.


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