WTF Is It Now?!?

Bush: God's spokesman a liar
The White House was frantically spinning as the shit hit the fan last night, over Pat Robertson's assertion that Bush told him 'Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties' in Iraq.

Bunnypants, probably ordered to keep his damn piehole shut before he made things worse, watched as his spokespeople denied that he ever told the Christian Coalition founder that he did not expect casualties from the invasion of Iraq.

"The president never made such a comment," White House press secretary Scott McClellan lied. "Terra. 9/11."

Senior Bush nanny and semi-professional wrestler Karen Hughes said she was "certain" the deluded fuckwit would not have said anything like that to Robertson. "He's stupid, but he's not THAT stupid "Perhaps he misunderstood."

In a statement issued Wednesday afternoon, Robertson did not back away from his comments, and reiterated that God still loves Georgie, even if he IS a flaming liar.


"Do NOT make me come down there."