A chimp walks into a bar in Poland...
"John Kerry went hunting for geese in Ohio, but pResident Bush says Kerry only did it for the photo op. The weird part is that Bush said this while wearing a flight suit and standing on the deck of an aircraft carrier." - Conan O'Brien
"Kerry is trying to appeal to hunters, so he got drunk and shot his buddy in the ass." - David Letterman
"Neither Bush or Kerry have gotten a flu shot and both said today they won't get one. Ralph Nader also said he wasn't getting a flu shot. Though in his case he doesn't need one because he doesn't come in contact with any large crowds." - Jay Leno
October 22, 2004
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