WTF Is It Now?!?

'He can run but he can't hide'
What a goon. Rethugs were licking their brown-flecked lips when Bunnypants pulled that quote out of his ass Friday night to describe John Kerry. Like everything else Bush does, it was stupid.

1. Bush hid from the Vietnam war by hiding in the Air National Guard, where he hid so well he was unaccounted for and possibly AWOL during an 18 month period.

2. Bush hid from his Nat Guard-required physical.

3. On September 11, 2001, he ran and hid in bunkers across the country until he thought it was safe to return to Washington.

4. He hid his records, and his dad's.

5. He hides from protestors

6. Hides from press conferences

7. Hides from anyone who hasn't taken a loyalty oath

8. Hides from taking the blame

And speaking of somebody who "can run but can't hide," what the hell ever happened to Osama bin Laden, anyway?

Idiot.