October 1, 2004

John Kerry winner in 1st debate
Even though he forgot Poland, John Kerry won his first debate against the Incumbent Incompetant, according to polls by Gallup, ABC News and CBS News.

"Bush seemed exasperated at times, and Kerry was more articulate and coherent,'' said University of Texas government professor Bruce Buchanan, who has written four books on the presidency. "Both men made the points they wanted to make -Bush accusing Kerry of flip-flopping, Kerry saying Bush has been consistently wrong - but Kerry came off as more polished.''
Bush's teeny, flaccid microphone sure didn't help matters.
/laughing



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