October 19, 2004

O'Reilly scraps interviews, pants
Masturbates in shower.

Blowhard Bill O'Reilly, known for calling people 'cowards' for failing to come onto his show, cancels all appearances in wake of lawsuit.

Fox News star and vibrator user Bill O'Reilly has canceled a series of TV interviews to promote his new children's book, Mr Buzzy's Caribbean Vacation, days after a former producer accused him of sexual harassment.


"Mmmmmmm, falafel..."

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