WTF Is It Now?!?

Technical expert: Bush was wired
Also had electronic device hidden under jacket.

A technical expert who designs and makes such devices for the US military and private industry tells Salon that he believes the bulge is indeed a transceiver designed to receive electronic signals and transmit them to a hidden earpiece lodged in Bush's ear canal.

"There's no question about it. It's a pretty obvious one - larger than most because it probably has descrambling capability," said Alex Darbut, technical and business development vice president for Resistance Technology in Arden Hills, Minn. "Guy's a fuckin' cheater."

The 'president' is "a regular guy," White House chief nanny Andy Card lied last week. "Maybe his suit had a little lump in it or something."

Yeah? His $3000+ suit hand-made by a French tailor???



In a related story, John Edwards told Leno last night that the lump on Bush's back during the debate was a battery, and suggested Kerry should frisk him before the debate tonight.