WTF Is It Now?!?

Unbelievable
Crybaby chimp gets a "do-over"

Bunnypants readies 'significant speech'

Bush, stung by the erosion of his lead over Sen. John Kerry in post debate polls, has abruptly scheduled a "major speech" for tomorrow in hopes of halting Mr. Kerry's momentum.

In a rare, last-minute alteration to the presidential schedule, Mr. Bush has scrapped a planned talk on medical liability and instead will give what the White House called a "significant speech" about the two central issues of the campaign — the war on terrorism and the economy. The president is said to be eager to rebut Mr. Kerry's attacks on such issues, especially those that came during Thursday's presidential debate.

Hey - that's what the debate was for!! He shouldn't get an extra chance to make up for his miserable lying performance - unless it's in another debate!!!

"There has been an attempt by the president's opponent to launch false attacks and mislead the American people on these big priorities," White House press tool Scott McClellan said with a straight face. "There are some big differences facing the American people, and the president wants to highlight those differences."

The Kerry campaign was delighted that the Massachusetts Democrat has forced the president into reactive mode. Kerry spokesman Phil Singer ridiculed Mr. Bush's decision to give a major speech, which will be delivered in Wilkes-Barre, Pa. "George Bush has spent the last few months resorting to half-truths on the stump. Now he's going the whole way," he said. "A president needs to be forthcoming and straightforward about his polices, and if the last few days are any indication, Wednesday's speech will be neither."

Jebus. Meanwhile, that lying little fucktard gets free rein to lie with impunity before a national audience.