WTF Is It Now?!?

'We got the terrists on the run!'
- George W. Stupid, today.

"Despite entering the fourth year after Sept. 11, Bush is still deceiving you and hiding the truth from you.”

In the new tape released today, a very healthy-looking Osama bin Laden accused the Smirking Dipshit of deceiving Americans and said the Sept. 11 attacks 'would not have been so severe if the president had been alert.'

Now, he did say that the attacks went better than they had planned. And he said that they had agreed on 20 minutes, within 20 minutes, the attacks should have been completed, because he said that he discussed this Mohamed Atta and told you have to finish this job in 20 minutes before the Bush administration realizes what is going on.

But then he goes on to say, but the president was sitting down, more interested in listening to a child's story about a goat, rather than 50,000 U.S. citizens trapped facing the worst nightmare of their life in the World Trade Center, and that gave the terrorists 20 more minutes, he said, to achieve a lot more than they had planned.

- Octavia Nasr, CNN senior editor for Arab Affairs.