As I was driving to work this morning, I passed a sign that I thought said 'Animal Craft Fair." Cool! All of a sudden I had this vision of little kittens making dreamcatchers and mice whittling cheese-shaped wooden trivets while Disneyesque bluebirds twittered overhead, pooping. Then I realized it had said Annual Craft Fair, which, even though it is rather boring, makes more sense. But I can't get the picture out of my head of hounds with meerschaum pipes in their mouths, planing pieces of wood to make birdhouses.
Brits: Blair deliberately bullshitted Britain into debacle
Parliament has drafted a motion to impeach Bunnypants pet Tony 'Piddles' Blair, accusing him of "gross misconduct" over the "unlawful" invasion of Iraq. If found guilty, he could be arrested by Parliament's Sergeant at Arms.
Puh - here, we just "re-"elect the guy.
Meanwhile, all hell is breaking loose in Iraq.
November 8, 2004
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