WTF Is It Now?!?

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I barely slept at all last night.
I vote after work.
My stomach hurts.

Great moments in television
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog pooped all over Crossfire last night:

TRIUMPH: No, come on. Get over it. Jon Stewart made you his bitch.
TRIUMPH: Listen, it is good to see that Jon had a real impact on you guys, a real realty check. Yes, Jon made some good points. Let's be better journalists. Let's book Conan's dog.

CARLSON: Now, you're a German dog with a Russian accent. How does that work?

TRIUMPH: Don't question it. Don't question it. I am a real dog. I'm not a puppet, by the way, not a puppet. There's -- no self-respecting man would sit here and prop up a puppet.

(LAUGHTER)

TRIUMPH: Except for Dick Cheney.

FUCTUCKER: No. But -- so, as a nonpartisan dog, who do you think is going to win tomorrow?

TRIUMPH: I couldn't care less. Tucker, I'm just happy to be with you, you know? You're the one man in the country who is so repellent, you could make a woman want to sleep with Paul Begala.