November 9, 2004

Mandate? What the fuck's wrong with you??
With all due respect, Mr president, that's five lies you've told in the space of only five minutes. If you're incapable of giving us a straight answer, then that's what you'll read about in the papers tomorrow, you snivelling little shit. Oh, excuse me: you don't read papers. Christ. How a fuckwit like you ever got elected is beyond me.

- 'WTF?' reporter Miles O'Toole.

The questions the press corpse won't ask Smirky McFlightsuit, dear leader and God's copilot.



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