November 16, 2004

Powell was pushed
Though reboob towelboy Colin Powell announced his resignation on Monday, he had already been "politely" encouraged to leave his post by the Smirking Moron, according to NBC News.

"Powell was going to leave but he was not necessarily going to leave right away, particularly with what's happening in the Middle East," NBC's Andrea Mitchell reported Tuesday morning. "He was prepared to stay for a few more months. And that was politely not accepted."
"They needed Powell in 2000, they thought, in order to get elected," Mitchell explained. "They've now been re-elected."


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