WTF Is It Now?!?

Voice in the wilderness
Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Balls) has issued the following statement in reaction to comments made by House leader and jackbooted thug Tom DeLay, who not only denied that he was an corrupt asstool, but then made unsubstantiated attacks against Pelosi and other Democrats:

"Tom DeLay proved this morning that he is not only unethical, but delusional.

“No amount of mud slinging can hide the fact that Mr. DeLay has repeatedly abused his power. Over the years, this has resulted in four rebukes by the Ethics Committee -- including two rebukes last month that were a direct result of Congressman Chris Bell's complaint. Mr. DeLay has insisted that these charges are merely partisan attacks, but the bipartisan Ethics Committee's unanimous conclusions have put that lie to rest.

"Mr. DeLay's display today and his repeated ethical lapses have brought dishonor on the House of Representatives."

Fun fact: 'To restore accountability to Congress. To end its cycle of scandal and disgrace. To make us all proud again of the way free people govern themselves' is part of the fun-filled Republican Contract with America®.