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Bush bringing "candy-coated fascism to the Middle East."

UN finds irregularities in Iraq's oil export sales under US-led authorities between May 2003 and June 2004, the Duh Institute reports.

Sadomasochism and nudity abound in Spongebob movie.

Pathetic attention whore Zell Miller joins the Fux News' fair and balanced lineup.

Moral values: "The bible made me kill my baby."

Images of Earth-like clouds on Mars probably caused by flatulent space cows.

Family values: Fox introduces a new reality show.

Hung for the Holidays. It's probably not what you think.