December 11, 2004



On second thought, Mr president...
Man who was to be in charge of protecting borders employed illegal-immigrant nanny.

In a surprise move, former New York Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik abruptly withdrew his nomination as Bunnypants' choice to be homeland security secretary Friday night, saying questions have arisen about the immigration status of a housekeeper and nanny he employed.



The plot thickens, like Rush Limbaugh's thighs at an all-you-can-eat buffet at the Olive Garden:

Evidently, Newsweek has discovered a warrant was issued for Kerik's arrest in 1998. Site is temporarily unavailable.

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