December 7, 2004

Priorities
The hell with books, thousands of American flags needed under new state law in the Banana Rebooblic of Floriduh.

More than 15,000 American flags need to be replaced in public-school classrooms in central Florida by the end of the school year because they are smaller than required under a new state law.

The law, requiring every Florida public classroom to display an American flag, includes a 3-foot-by-2-foot size requirement. "We already had flags in every classroom," said Richard Wells, the district spokesman in Seminole County. "They just weren't big enough the ones specified by the law."


"Abortions for some, tiny American flags for everyone!"

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