December 20, 2004

Year-end liststravaganza, part II
Our top 5 asshats of 2004:

1. Bill O’Reilly - I'll never be able to eat falafel in the shower again.
2. Donald Rumsfeld - nice suit. How much is that in armor?
3. the “news” media - thanks for nothing, #uckwits.
4. Zell Miller - fun fact: Dante ranked betrayers below even murderers, you senile old #uck.
5. Jebusland, for electing Bush.



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