December 20, 2004

Year-end liststravaganza, part III
The top 5 assholes we'd like to bitchslap, then kick in the 'nads:


1. Tom DeLay
2. Boob Novak
3. Simon whatshisface from American Idle
4. The idiot responsible for Who's Your Daddy?
5. The unspeakable bumbling sap-head that #ucked with the ending to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, substituting Burl Ives' joyous closing rendition of the title song with grotesque cartoon snowboarders and a trio of faux-hiphop animated dirge-singers. Nice going, dickhead. Merry #ucking Christmas.



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