WTF Is It Now?!?

Bunnypants' speech leaves reboobs with agita, erections
Nutbag Peggy Noonan:

Noonan: The inaugural address itself was startling. It left me with a bad feeling, and reluctant dislike. I'll be frank, I think some of it went over the top a little bit. I found it a little grating.

Sean Hannity: A little what?

Noonan: A little grating in some respects, you fucking deaf spoogehead.

But toe-sucking asslicker Dick Morris thought it was the bees' knees:

"That was the greatest inaugural address since John F. Kennedy's and one of the five or six greatest of all time," Morris gushed to vibrator aficionado Bill 'rectum' O'Reilly. "It was beautiful. It was poetic. Those of you who didn't see it missed a lot."

Uhh. Uhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhh! Ummm, where do you keep the tissues, Bill?

You can find the dick Morris story over at NoozeMax, or just do a search for conservative cumstains.