January 18, 2005

Fool me once, part II
Bush still living in alternate universe.

President Secret Fort said the United States had not lost credibility after issuing "poor assessments" about Iraq's supposed weapons of mass destruction, the SCLM reported today.

"I think people recognized how bad a person Saddam Hussein was," Lil' Bunnypants said in yet another interview showcasing what an incredible dolt he is.

Despite not finding any of the promised WMD stockpiles in Iraq, nor any WMD-making factories, any plans to someday build WMDs, or even any cool WMD posters on his bedroom wall, Bush said Saddam "had the capability of making the weapons, in other words, he was still a dangerous man."



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