Full frontal Duh
Preznit Ralphie Wiggum was allowed to talk to the press on Sunday, and told the Post he was "pleased" with the almost three-and-a half year pursuit of the medically-challenged Osama bin Laden.
The Post: Why do you think bin Laden has not been caught?
W : Because he's hiding.
The Post: Our allies have done all they can do to help catch him?
W : We're on the hunt.
The Post: Do you think others are on the hunt, too? Are you happy, content with what other countries are doing in that hunt?
W : Yes.
W : Because he's hiding.
The Post: Our allies have done all they can do to help catch him?
W : We're on the hunt.
The Post: Do you think others are on the hunt, too? Are you happy, content with what other countries are doing in that hunt?
W : Yes.
The Post: You've been a good, gooood boy. Would you like some ice cream now?
W: Dur!
President Remedial Reader also admitted that that the reputation of the United States has gone down the crapper, and so has asked Condoleezza Rice "to launch a diplomacy campaign that explains our motives and explains our intentions."
"There's no question we've got to continue to do a better job of explaining what America is all about," he said.
Yeah. When you figure it out, please let me know.
"My pants are wet!"
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